Bio: "Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established." - George Carlin
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|40 13%||Bargain Hunter (2018) - Jun 11, 2020
"I love the idea. It almost has like this mix of antique road show feel with a pinch of Pawn Shop, but it gets repetitive, fast. You play around with the same objects, tho with some nonsensical RNG sometimes the same item is ludicrously valuable and sometimes not. And that is not considering the auctions where sometimes the items garner a huge turn-over and sometimes not (that is to be expected even irl). But the mechanics are just buy and sell - ad nauseam. Even with cosmetic skill upgrades."
|30 9%||Suicide Guy (2017) - Jun 11, 2020
"Unlike many others, I do appreciate and enjoy the concept, but BY GOD the controls are clunky (at least in the Switch port). I'm currently stuck in a room I think I've figured out how to escape from (since all other options are exhausted), but CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO STACK THE BOXES (okay, googled this and it's due to my own dumbness, but I'd still like to gripe that the solution was not too instinctual since the guy can throw stuff but not stack them..) In conclusion: too convoluted and clunky"
|65 34%||PokéPark Wii: Pikachu's Adventure (2009) - May 27, 2020
"As an avid fan of the Pokemon game series I jumped at the chance to play this game. It's mainly aimed at the younger fans of the role-playing series but can also be enjoyed by the older lot HAD the controls not been so goddamn broken! You play as Pikachu who goes on a quest to collect 14 Sky Prisms to reinstate peace of the Pokepark which, as of late, has been suffering from internal conflicts. You collect these prisms by playing 14 different mini-games inside the main game."
|45 16%||Sonic the Hedgehog (1991) - May 27, 2020|
|66 38%||Last Day of June (2017) - May 27, 2020
"I really enjoyed the story but oh MAN the devs made a HUGE disservice to the game by not adding an option to skip cut-scenes. The decision baffles me! Now the player is stuck watching cut-scenes for 40% of the duration of the game. And it's the same scenes over and over and over. What a moronic decision."
|90 88%||Monopoly (1935) - Apr 04, 2020
"We still have family grudges from back -93 due to this game. Good fun."
|60 27%||Old Man's Journey (2017) - Mar 17, 2020
"The illustration's are simply gorgeous, but the gimmick of the game wears thin after the umpteenth hoard of sheep."
|72 55%||Disney's Hercules (1997) - Mar 04, 2020
"Good fun. A basic but very functional platformer that offered good level designs and actual challenge by the end when you are riding the pegasus on to the mount Olympus."
|69 44%||Disney's Aladdin (1993) - Mar 04, 2020
"This was a hidden gem on my MS-DOS. I spent hours upon hours playing this. Never got to the end because I sucked at this game."
|45 16%||Pokémon Go (2016) - Mar 04, 2020
"Great concept for casual gamers to go out "in the wild" but offers very little other than some good walking exercise. Comparing this to the "actual" Pokemon game (and you'll be the judge of how productive it is to compare apples to oranges), this has like 5% of the content. At least with the version I played. Future updates might offer more content. But hey - it's free!"