Game Buff - 137 Game Ratings
Member Since: Feb 21, 2011
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|75 47%||Thimbleweed Park (2017) - Sep 24, 2021
"i think we can all agree on how much of a letdown the ending is and there's no way they didn't make it up as they went along. still, some of the fallout may be accredited to the problems with any crowdfunding gig and we shouldn't disencourage the masters of old to go on with their craft. 2/3 of it are really enjoyable, plus, i'm a sucker for profanity, so i'll bump up the 66 points an additional 9 for ransome the clown, especially with the unbeeped DLC. Fuck you!"
|75 47%||Tenchu: Stealth Assassins (1998) - Sep 16, 2021|
|80 69%||Subnautica (2018) - Sep 03, 2021
"it doesn't really deviate from the explore, collect and improve-formula other genre entries offer, but there's yet something special about it. is it the colourful, beautiful, immersive underwater world? is it the awesome sound-design? is it the array of pretty cool tools and gadgets? or the way you're introduced into the world by just the right balance of freedom and plot? ok, yes, that's it. all of it. it's great."
|55 5%||Cloudpunk (2020) - Aug 26, 2021
"Sometimes, i don't get software developers. You build an open world brimming with style, atmosphere and potential. And then you put nothing in it. Du'dum."
|75 47%||It Takes Two (2021) - Jun 09, 2021
"Has some of the most varied gameplay i have ever encountered, especially in a coop-game. The story is more or less redundant, with standard characters having standard arcs. Plus the annoying talking book. Shame it didn't have more mature moments that genuinely caught me off guard, like the toy-elephant scene. That was pretty amazing! Should you have time on your hands (we all know you do) and a friend to play with (we all know you don't) give it a go!"
|75 47%||Resident Evil Village (2021) - May 18, 2021
"It could've been titled 'trees', because those are in there, too. What i'm saying is the titular village isn't all that important, but whatever. The audiovisual experience is once again top notch, with the castle being the absolute standout and way underused for my tastes. The story might well be the schlockiest and nonsensical yet, but building my weaponry while braving the various areas, numerous hordes and big bosses kept me hooked right through to the end. Fun."
|70 28%||Life is Strange 2 (2018) - Apr 06, 2021
"well...don't shove the neighbor's kid, i guess?"
|65 15%||Tales from the Borderlands: A Telltale Game Series (2014) - Mar 22, 2021
"Could've been at least 10 points more if it weren't for the abysmal final episode, and these days it's pretty weird hearing troy baker and laura bailey getting along. Still, you can sense everyone had a blast creating this, there were hardly any rules and not much to live up to. Think along the lines of interactive marvel-movie with all the fun, puns and negligible plot that entails."
|80 69%||Knights of the Old Republic 2 (2004) - Mar 20, 2021
"Damn shame what happened to obsidian here, this had all the right ideas to be an improvement in every regard."
|85 84%||Knights of the Old Republic (2003) - Mar 20, 2021
"You can be a fucking sith lord and choke people if you have enough of their blabbering. Why aren't you playing this right now?!"