guy piranha
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Bio: fine chariot, but where are the horses?
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75 53% | Helldivers 2 (2024) - Rated 04 Mar 2024
"Genius! A game where "too many bugs" will never be a valid criticism."
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90 94% | Baldur's Gate 3 (2023) - Rated 02 Feb 2024
"Rolling a DC 10 pickpocket on shadowheart's underpants never gets old."
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75 53% | Alan Wake II (2023) - Rated 19 Nov 2023
"Its AAA graphics, sound and atmosphere invite you to expect the same standards in game mechanics and design. But Remedy isn't an AAA studio, and although they have released titles that played comparatively smoother (e.g. Control), Alan Wake 2 has just too many stale and frustrating gameplay aspects keeping it from being a truly great...well, game. Its weird, lynch'esque narrative is worth the experience, though it should've been tied up with the same amount of love it was set up with."
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65 18% | The Callisto Protocol (2022) - Rated 09 Nov 2023
"From the guy who created "dead space" comes an all new "dead space" experience called "dead space""
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60 9% | Battlefield 2042 (2021) - Rated 07 Sep 2023
"sure, it's brainless fun for a while. until you realize the only time you ever stood a chance was against randomly inserted AI bots. the players are a bunch of crazy kids who couldn't figure out how to operate a turnstile, but shoot you in the head with a SPAS-12 across the whole map while shuffling through their inventory and watching netflix, youtube and tiktok simultaneously."
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60 9% | Alan Wake Remastered (2021) - Rated 06 Jul 2023
"Still a boring, repetitive slog, but with better resolution. I mean graphics."
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70 33% | Hogwarts Legacy (2023) - Rated 26 Jun 2023
"This game accomplished what the books somehow couldn't: convince me that there's potential to tell a good story in the potterverse. Not by telling a good story, oh no, it's just lame, by the numbers, inconsequential nonsense. But the world, atmosphere and gameplay worked wonders, i liked the fighting/spell-system, broomflights on a somewhat diverse map, exploring caves etc... Now if someone were to take this solid foundation and fill it with engaging content you'd have a really great game!"
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65 18% | NBA 2K23 (2022) - Rated 15 Jun 2023
"This game is great...on those rare occurences when it's coincidentally about playing basketball. I get offering some sort of career/build your player mode, but this quest-based, half assed attempt on a plot unfolding in this lame "open world" or hub or whatever (paired with the absolute worst skating mechanics i've ever seen) feels more like the progressives wet dream of a re-educational concentration camp. Fam."
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70 33% | Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order (2019) - Rated 14 May 2023
"Cal who doing the what now?"
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70 33% | Star Wars Jedi: Survivor (2023) - Rated 14 May 2023
"Respawn's new GOW/From-Frankenstein works way better than it has any right to, although they also adapted the WORST aspects of said games: heaps of uninteresting side-characters (GOW) and clunky gameplay that makes certain passages unnecessarily frustrating (From). Storywise...well. It's disney star wars. They still butcher the past for recognizability (reducing once epic stuff to eyerolling gimmickry) and when there's opportunity to do something bold, they drop it to have sequel bait. Meh."
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