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Duke Nukem 3D
Duke Nukem 3D is a first-person shooter video game... [featuring] the adventures of the titular Duke Nukem, ...who fights against an alien invasion on Earth. ...Reviewers praised the interactivity of the environments, gameplay, level design, and unique risqué humor, a mix of pop-culture satire and lampooning of over-the-top Hollywood action heroes. The game's violent nature, erotic elements, and portrayal of women incited controversy. (wikipedia.org)
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Duck Hunt
In Duck Hunt, players use the NES Zapper to shoot ducks that appear on the television screen. The ducks appear one or two at a time, and the player is given three shots to shoot them down. (wikipedia.org)
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Depression Quest
Despression Quest is a multiple-choice text game that tells the story of a person suffering from depression, and their attempts to deal with their affliction.
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F-Zero X
F-Zero X was a sequel to the original F-Zero game, and is the first F-Zero installment to have featured 3D graphics. The game has a steep learning curve and its gameplay experience is similar to that of the original F-Zero game. (Wikipedia.org)
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Everybody\
Everybody's Gone to the Rapture tells the story of a valley and its community, caught up in world-shattering events beyond their control or understanding.
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They Are Billions
They Are Billions is a Steampunk strategy game set on a post-apocalyptic planet. Build and defend colonies to survive against the billions of the infected that seek to annihilate the few remaining living humans.
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Castle Crashers Remastered
Hack, slash, and smash your way to victory in this Remastered edition of the popular 2D arcade adventure from The Behemoth!
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Need for Speed
Become the ultimate icon of today's urban car culture in Need for Speed, featuring Five Ways to Play and a huge open world to race and explore from dusk 'till dawn.
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Parasite Eve II
Parasite Eve II is a consistently good-looking action-adventure game that adopts its predecessor's cinematic style to an even more impressive effect. A young NY cop named Aya Brea has to deal with an epidemic that causes people to either die or mutate as the mitochondria in their bloodstreams awaken with chaotic energy. The sequel takes place shortly thereafter and disowns most of the original's role-playing game elements in favor of action-adventure gameplay reminiscent of Capcom's RE series.
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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
King Neptune's crown has been stolen by Plankton and SpongeBob and Patrick must retrieve it from where Plankton sold it to: Shell City.
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