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  • BillyShears

    #1 - BillyShears has 218 stars from 41 users

    Super-Mario-Bros-2 Super Mario Bros. 2 - BillyShears's Most Popular Review
    90 - "Real men use Peach and just float over all the bullshit. Quick everyone duck before someone bring up Doki Doki Panic"
  • Ocelot

    #2 - Ocelot has 73 stars from 28 users

    Scrabble Scrabble - Ocelot's Most Popular Review
    25 - "a horribly designed game with a heavy dose of white supremacy. i'm sorry, but if you're not going to include Kanji, Cyrillic and emojis, why don't you just write "Heil Hitler" on the damn box? that this came out but a year before the Fuhrer invaded Poland makes these oversights seem far less than coincidental."
  • Harpy Gee

    #3 - Harpy Gee has 32 stars from 16 users

    Life-Is-Strange Life Is Strange - Harpy Gee's Most Popular Review
    10 - "Quite possibly one of the dumbest games I've ever encountered. If not for Adum Plaze's walkthrough of the game, I'd find this title unbearable. The time travel mechanics are never used in an interesting way, and the plot is written in the most moronic and juvenile way imaginable. I struggle to think of a protagonist more unlikable than Chloe, or a game that pulls off so many insulting ass pulls while acting like it's brilliant. It gets points for a solid atmosphere, but otherwise it's awful."
  • brickwall

    #4 - brickwall has 32 stars from 15 users

    Heavy-Rain Heavy Rain - brickwall's Most Popular Review
    60 - "When you take a step back and examine it, Heavy Rain is pretty laughable in a lot of ways but it does a lot right and I really do enjoy the novel concept of movie-games. I think the problem is that David Cage would make a terrible filmmaker."
  • hellboy76

    #5 - hellboy76 has 20 stars from 15 users

    Spider-Solitaire Spider Solitaire - hellboy76's Most Popular Review
    50 - "For you fancy fucks that can't just be happy with good ol' solitaire. "
  • lisa-

    #6 - lisa- has 27 stars from 14 users

    Fez Fez - lisa-'s Most Popular Review
    45 - ""gamers are the worst fucking people" - phil fish, creator of FEZ. case in point: the user PendejoJorge describing him as an "unlikable faggot"."
  • mattorama12

    #7 - mattorama12 has 20 stars from 14 users

    Final-Fantasy-VII Final Fantasy VII - mattorama12's Most Popular Review
    90 - "If this game was just the Chocobo breeding and racing, it would still be one of the all-time greats."
  • Ytadel

    #8 - Ytadel has 59 stars from 12 users

    Super-Mario-Run Super Mario Run - Ytadel's Most Popular Review
    2 - ""A new kind of Mario game that you can play with one hand." thx but my jacking off and mario playing are usually scheduled for separate times of day"
  • Mentaculus

    #9 - Mentaculus has 25 stars from 12 users

    Super-Mario-Bros-2 Super Mario Bros. 2 - Mentaculus's Most Popular Review
    85 - "In my best David Lynch voice: "There are secrets in the sand. I have found the dark universe, in a jar inside my dreams.""
  • Obdurate

    #10 - Obdurate has 24 stars from 12 users

    Final-Fantasy-VII Final Fantasy VII - Obdurate's Most Popular Review
    100 - "Graphically maybe it doesn't hold up but back in the day the graphics were amazing. This deserves the praise it gets: the music and story are both incredible, with the latter being fairly deep. I like turn-based combat so it has never bothered me, and I thought maybe the materia system wouldn't hold up but I actually played this game last year for a while and it did. I have no issues with FF7, it was a turning point in games and is the best post-SNES Final Fantasy."
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