Overall Star Rankings
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#1 - BillyShears has 205 stars from 39 users
Final Fantasy VII - BillyShears's Most Popular Review
100 - "Japanese people think all black people are Mr T. " -
#2 - Ocelot has 67 stars from 25 users
Scrabble - Ocelot's Most Popular Review
25 - "a horribly designed game with a heavy dose of white supremacy. i'm sorry, but if you're not going to include Kanji, Cyrillic and emojis, why don't you just write "Heil Hitler" on the damn box? that this came out but a year before the Fuhrer invaded Poland makes these oversights seem far less than coincidental." -
#3 - PendejoJorge has 31 stars from 15 users
Heroes of Might and Magic 3 - PendejoJorge's Most Popular Review
98 - "One of the greatest games ever made. Has an incredible amount of depth, and the amount of scenarios and content is overwhelming. The only flaw it really has is that the game is a bit unbalanced - a lot of skills are mediocre or outright useless, and some factions are overwhelmingly better than others. Whatever you do, don't get the shitty "HD" edition on Steam. Buy the classic version of it on GOG." -
#4 - brickwall has 29 stars from 14 users
Heavy Rain - brickwall's Most Popular Review
60 - "When you take a step back and examine it, Heavy Rain is pretty laughable in a lot of ways but it does a lot right and I really do enjoy the novel concept of movie-games. I think the problem is that David Cage would make a terrible filmmaker." -
#5 - lisa- has 24 stars from 13 users
Fez - lisa-'s Most Popular Review
45 - ""gamers are the worst fucking people" - phil fish, creator of FEZ. case in point: the user PendejoJorge describing him as an "unlikable faggot"." -
#6 - mattorama12 has 18 stars from 13 users
Final Fantasy VII - mattorama12's Most Popular Review
90 - "If this game was just the Chocobo breeding and racing, it would still be one of the all-time greats." -
#7 - hellboy76 has 17 stars from 13 users
Microsoft Minesweeper - hellboy76's Most Popular Review
65 - "I never understood this stupid game. I hate it. I HATE YOU GAME!" -
#8 - Mentaculus has 22 stars from 12 users
Super Mario Bros. 2 - Mentaculus's Most Popular Review
85 - "In my best David Lynch voice: "There are secrets in the sand. I have found the dark universe, in a jar inside my dreams."" -
#9 - Obdurate has 21 stars from 11 users
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots - Obdurate's Most Popular Review
100 - "Fave game of all-time. There's a criticism that you could level where the latter half of the game focuses less on actual gameplay, but by that point I was so invested in the story I could just watch it. Now that I think about it I called the original MGS the best story but this is tied with it. Going back to Shadow Moses was a real holy shit moment, fighting in Metal Gears, the gameplay (when you play it) was an improvement on MGS3. The bosses weren't as elaborate but they felt more intimate." -
#10 - Ytadel has 54 stars from 10 users
Bible Adventures - Ytadel's Most Popular Review
0 - "These Wisdom Tree games are some of the most hilariously and iconically lame on the NES. Back around '91 one of my friends with super religious parents who wouldn't buy him anything else brought his copy over and got mad when I said it sucked lol"
