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  • BillyShears

    #1 - BillyShears has 387 stars from 58 users

    Final-Fantasy-VII Final Fantasy VII - BillyShears's Most Popular Review
    80 - "Japanese people think all black people are Mr T. "
  • Ocelot

    #2 - Ocelot has 101 stars from 33 users

    Metal-Gear-Solid-2-Sons Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty - Ocelot's Most Popular Review
    100 - "almost every video game ever made only exists in the moment. you press buttons, get some pleasure stimulus in that reward center of your brain, and you forget about them until you play them again. Metal Gear Solid 2 shatters that convention -- it is a game that exists most thoroughly when it is not being played. it is gaming's essential text, a shining example of what's possible with the medium, and possibly the most prophetic text for the 21st century. sublime."
  • Velvet Crowe

    #3 - Velvet Crowe has 64 stars from 25 users

    Life-Is-Strange Life Is Strange - Velvet Crowe's Most Popular Review
    10 - "Quite possibly one of the dumbest games I've ever encountered. If not for Adum Plaze's walkthrough of the game, I'd find this title unbearable. The time travel mechanics are never used in an interesting way, and the plot is written in the most moronic and juvenile way imaginable. I struggle to think of a protagonist more unlikable than Chloe, or a game that pulls off so many insulting ass pulls while acting like it's brilliant. It gets points for a solid atmosphere, but otherwise it's awful."
  • brickwall

    #4 - brickwall has 123 stars from 24 users

    Heavy-Rain Heavy Rain - brickwall's Most Popular Review
    60 - "When you take a step back and examine it, Heavy Rain is pretty laughable in a lot of ways but it does a lot right and I really do enjoy the novel concept of movie-games. I think the problem is that David Cage would make a terrible filmmaker."
  • Obdurate

    #5 - Obdurate has 44 stars from 24 users

    What-Remains-of-Edith-Finch What Remains of Edith Finch - Obdurate's Most Popular Review
    90 - "This evolved the walking sim by actually adding some fun gameplay to it. You still basically just walk, but the different things you end up doing adds some variety. But it stands out and stands tall with the best in the genre because the story is so compelling."
  • Ytadel

    #6 - Ytadel has 95 stars from 21 users

    UNO-1971 UNO - Ytadel's Most Popular Review
    6 - "I once played Strip UNO with this chick and I saw me some titties. Said chick was my wife and I'd seen her titties several thousand times so it wasn't really a big deal, but still, pretty Chad of me"
  • hellboy76

    #7 - hellboy76 has 39 stars from 20 users

    Spider-Solitaire Spider Solitaire - hellboy76's Most Popular Review
    50 - "For you fancy fucks that can't just be happy with good ol' solitaire. "
  • overrated

    #8 - overrated has 24 stars from 16 users

    LA-Noire L.A. Noire - overrated's Most Popular Review
    80 - "Talk about a game that broke through the uncanny valley! *raises eyebrows up and down 3 times, looks out the sides of eyes*"
  • CMonster

    #9 - CMonster has 47 stars from 15 users

    Yahtzee Yahtzee - CMonster's Most Popular Review
    2 - "This is the trash people associate with board games. We are in the middle of a board game Golden Age, the likes of which should have an impact on the future of gaming for decades. This should be taken out behind the barn and buried with Monopoly, Go Fish, and Sorry. Literally, thousands of better options than Yahtzee. "
  • Mentaculus

    #10 - Mentaculus has 38 stars from 15 users

    Chess-1600 Chess - Mentaculus's Most Popular Review
    100 - "I'll never forget the one and only time I beat my uncle - Ohio chess champion - in a game. He got beet red and said it was because I was "unpredictable". Chaos theory, bitches."
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