Overall Star Rankings
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#1 - BillyShears has 477 stars from 71 users
Final Fantasy VII - BillyShears's Most Popular Review
80 - "Japanese people think all black people are Mr T." -
#2 - Ocelot has 125 stars from 43 users
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#3 - Velvet Crowe has 79 stars from 34 users
Life Is Strange - Velvet Crowe's Most Popular Review
10 - "Quite possibly one of the dumbest games I've ever encountered. If not for Adum Plaze's walkthrough of the game, I'd find this title unbearable. The time travel mechanics are never used in an interesting way, and the plot is written in the most moronic and juvenile way imaginable. I struggle to think of a protagonist more unlikable than Chloe, or a game that pulls off so many insulting ass pulls while acting like it's brilliant. It gets points for a solid atmosphere, but otherwise it's awful." -
#4 - Obdurate has 70 stars from 33 users
Elden Ring - Obdurate's Most Popular Review
30 - "Went straight, died 4 times. Decided to go right, killed some normal enemies, saw an encampment with normal enemies; went to go wreck their shit, a dragon came and wrecked their shit... then mine. Uninstalled. I keep trying FS games because I WANT to like them, they just aren't for me. I barely played this, but I still want to record my story for the generations that follow me. These games are still hard and I am so happy for people who like that punishment. 2022 is for you." -
#5 - JSchlansky has 156 stars from 32 users
Heavy Rain - JSchlansky's Most Popular Review
60 - "When you take a step back and examine it, Heavy Rain is pretty laughable in a lot of ways but it does a lot right and I really do enjoy the novel concept of movie-games. I think the problem is that David Cage would make a terrible filmmaker." -
#6 - Ytadel has 115 stars from 29 users
Super Mario Run - Ytadel's Most Popular Review
2 - ""A new kind of Mario game that you can play with one hand." thx but my jacking off and mario playing are usually scheduled for separate times of day" -
#7 - Bown has 62 stars from 24 users
Marvel's Avengers - Bown's Most Popular Review
30 - "Terrible games as a service bullshit. This game can eat my poo!!!!!!! (please star this review i worked very hard on it)" -
#8 - hellboy76 has 49 stars from 24 users
Spider Solitaire - hellboy76's Most Popular Review
50 - "For you fancy fucks that can't just be happy with good ol' solitaire." -
#9 - CMonster has 66 stars from 21 users
Blackjack - CMonster's Most Popular Review
94 - "If I am going to spend any time at a casino, I will most likely only play blackjack. To me poker is more a social thing to do with friends, slots can blow my ass, roulette is a giant scam, and I guess craps could be alright if I learned it. I also like maths and I've learned the basics of card counting. Not that I could effectively count cards in a casino setting, but there is something about it all that tickles my fancy." -
#10 - lisa- has 34 stars from 21 users
Fez - lisa-'s Most Popular Review
6 - ""gamers are the worst fucking people" - phil fish, creator of FEZ. case in point: the user PendejoJorge describing him as an "unlikable faggot"."
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