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  • BillyShears

    #1 - BillyShears has 361 stars from 52 users

    Final-Fantasy-VII Final Fantasy VII - BillyShears's Most Popular Review
    80 - "Japanese people think all black people are Mr T. "
  • Ocelot

    #2 - Ocelot has 100 stars from 33 users

    Metal-Gear-Solid-2-Sons Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty - Ocelot's Most Popular Review
    100 - "almost every video game ever made only exists in the moment. you press buttons, get some pleasure stimulus in that reward center of your brain, and you forget about them until you play them again. Metal Gear Solid 2 shatters that convention -- it is a game that exists most thoroughly when it is not being played. it is gaming's essential text, a shining example of what's possible with the medium, and possibly the most prophetic text for the 21st century. sublime."
  • Velvet Crowe

    #3 - Velvet Crowe has 62 stars from 24 users

    Life-Is-Strange Life Is Strange - Velvet Crowe's Most Popular Review
    10 - "Quite possibly one of the dumbest games I've ever encountered. If not for Adum Plaze's walkthrough of the game, I'd find this title unbearable. The time travel mechanics are never used in an interesting way, and the plot is written in the most moronic and juvenile way imaginable. I struggle to think of a protagonist more unlikable than Chloe, or a game that pulls off so many insulting ass pulls while acting like it's brilliant. It gets points for a solid atmosphere, but otherwise it's awful."
  • brickwall

    #4 - brickwall has 117 stars from 23 users

    Heavy-Rain Heavy Rain - brickwall's Most Popular Review
    60 - "When you take a step back and examine it, Heavy Rain is pretty laughable in a lot of ways but it does a lot right and I really do enjoy the novel concept of movie-games. I think the problem is that David Cage would make a terrible filmmaker."
  • Obdurate

    #5 - Obdurate has 41 stars from 22 users

    Grand-Theft-Auto-III Grand Theft Auto III - Obdurate's Most Popular Review
    85 - "It's a little outdated right now but I can't forget just how much fun it was to do absolutely nothing in this game when it came out, so it still gets a high score from me."
  • Ytadel

    #6 - Ytadel has 87 stars from 19 users

    UNO-1971 UNO - Ytadel's Most Popular Review
    6 - "I once played Strip UNO with this chick and I saw me some titties. Said chick was my wife and I'd seen her titties several thousand times so it wasn't really a big deal, but still, pretty Chad of me"
  • hellboy76

    #7 - hellboy76 has 38 stars from 19 users

    Spider-Solitaire Spider Solitaire - hellboy76's Most Popular Review
    50 - "For you fancy fucks that can't just be happy with good ol' solitaire. "
  • Mentaculus

    #8 - Mentaculus has 38 stars from 15 users

    Chess-1600 Chess - Mentaculus's Most Popular Review
    100 - "I'll never forget the one and only time I beat my uncle - Ohio chess champion - in a game. He got beet red and said it was because I was "unpredictable". Chaos theory, bitches."
  • mattorama12

    #9 - mattorama12 has 26 stars from 15 users

    Final-Fantasy-VII Final Fantasy VII - mattorama12's Most Popular Review
    90 - "If this game was just the Chocobo breeding and racing, it would still be one of the all-time greats."
  • overrated

    #10 - overrated has 23 stars from 15 users

    LA-Noire L.A. Noire - overrated's Most Popular Review
    80 - "Talk about a game that broke through the uncanny valley! *raises eyebrows up and down 3 times, looks out the sides of eyes*"
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