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  • BillyShears

    #1 - BillyShears has 424 stars from 61 users

    Final-Fantasy-VII Final Fantasy VII - BillyShears's Most Popular Review
    80 - "Japanese people think all black people are Mr T. "
  • Ocelot

    #2 - Ocelot has 109 stars from 36 users

    Metal-Gear-Solid-2-Sons Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty - Ocelot's Most Popular Review
    100 - "almost every video game ever made only exists in the moment. you press buttons, get some pleasure stimulus in that reward center of your brain, and you forget about them until you play them again. Metal Gear Solid 2 shatters that convention -- it is a game that exists most thoroughly when it is not being played. it is gaming's essential text, a shining example of what's possible with the medium, and possibly the most prophetic text for the 21st century. sublime."
  • Velvet Crowe

    #3 - Velvet Crowe has 67 stars from 26 users

    Life-Is-Strange Life Is Strange - Velvet Crowe's Most Popular Review
    10 - "Quite possibly one of the dumbest games I've ever encountered. If not for Adum Plaze's walkthrough of the game, I'd find this title unbearable. The time travel mechanics are never used in an interesting way, and the plot is written in the most moronic and juvenile way imaginable. I struggle to think of a protagonist more unlikable than Chloe, or a game that pulls off so many insulting ass pulls while acting like it's brilliant. It gets points for a solid atmosphere, but otherwise it's awful."
  • Obdurate

    #4 - Obdurate has 51 stars from 26 users

    Final-Fantasy-VII-Remake Final Fantasy VII Remake - Obdurate's Most Popular Review
    100 - "It's different than OG, not better or worse. Feared that Midgar being drawn out would kill pacing but was invested the entire time. Story is better written, actually giving depth to all things (events, characters). Combat is complex but feels right. Each character actually controls differently which is nice. Remixes of music are wonderful, some original songs slap. More focus on engaging in combat to unlock special things (not a huge fan of that vs OG). Leveling is deeper with weapon upgrades. "
  • JSchlansky

    #5 - JSchlansky has 135 stars from 25 users

    Days-Gone Days Gone - JSchlansky's Most Popular Review
    60 - "It's way too long for what it is. I appreciate giving people their money's worth, but the AAA trend to drag things out for as long as possible hurts the experience and especially hurts the story. It makes absolutely no sense to have a mandatory mission 40 hours in where you have to go fetch earbuds for a peripheral character. the last badass line is your character telling the antagonist he's worse than the zombies because they don't kill unarmed women... you sure about that? They definitely do."
  • Ytadel

    #6 - Ytadel has 101 stars from 22 users

    UNO-1971 UNO - Ytadel's Most Popular Review
    6 - "I once played Strip UNO with this chick and I saw me some titties. Said chick was my wife and I'd seen her titties several thousand times so it wasn't really a big deal, but still, pretty Chad of me"
  • hellboy76

    #7 - hellboy76 has 44 stars from 21 users

    Spider-Solitaire Spider Solitaire - hellboy76's Most Popular Review
    50 - "For you fancy fucks that can't just be happy with good ol' solitaire. "
  • BeeDub

    #8 - BeeDub has 260 stars from 18 users

    Super-Mario-64 Super Mario 64 - BeeDub's Most Popular Review
    100 - "So long, gay Bowser!"
  • lisa-

    #9 - lisa- has 33 stars from 18 users

    Fez Fez - lisa-'s Most Popular Review
    5 - ""gamers are the worst fucking people" - phil fish, creator of FEZ. case in point: the user PendejoJorge describing him as an "unlikable faggot"."
  • CMonster

    #10 - CMonster has 54 stars from 17 users

    Cribbage Cribbage - CMonster's Most Popular Review
    80 - "When my grandpa was getting old his was losing body functionality but not his mind. So he had a giant cribbage board with big pegs and playing cards with big numbers/suits so they were easy to see. Yet he was still sharp enough to beat me and laugh in my face. He was a WW2 vet and another old deaf guy was playing taps at his funeral but he was so deaf he didn't realize nobody could hear it so we all just stood there awkwardly. I got the last laugh. Seriously though, we had good times with this"
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