Overall Star Rankings

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  #1 - 12 stars for BillyShears's Review of Final Fantasy VII

  80 - "Japanese people think all black people are Mr T."
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  #2 - 11 stars for BeeDub's Review of Super Mario 64

  100 - "So long, gay Bowser!"
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  #3 - 10 stars for BeeDub's Review of Twister

  75 - "OK if you're a guy playing with a bunch of hot ladies. Worthless otherwise."
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  #4 - 10 stars for BeeDub's Review of Chess

  95 - "I always lose this game, but like a battered housewife, I keep coming back for more."
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  #5 - 9 stars for BillyShears's Review of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

  70 - "Kid in my class when this came out copied out word for word all of the dialogue from characters and added a "Link nodded" here and there for a creative writing assignment and CRIED LIKE A BITCH when called out on it."
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  #6 - 9 stars for BeeDub's Review of Super Mario Bros.

  92 - "It looked like Mario was picking his nose when he threw fireballs lol."
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  #7 - 9 stars for BeeDub's Review of Super Mario Bros. 3

  100 - "A game so good they made a movie about a runaway boy and his autistic brother to introduce it."
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  #8 - 9 stars for BeeDub's Review of ClayFighter

  75 - "This game's appeal begins and ends with its (admittedly pretty cool) claymation gimmick."
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  #9 - 9 stars for BeeDub's Review of Monopoly

  82 - "Before Risk came along, this was the game most likely to destroy your friendships."
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  #10 - 9 stars for BeeDub's Review of Pac-Man

  82 - "wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka"