Mini-reviews I wish I'd received stars for

[djross]

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[theficionado]

Might make things a little easier if you post the reviews themselves.

[paulofilmo]

should only be seen in a well-equipped large-screen cinema

I always find this disheartening. I just can't see it happening. And especially so when I've already watched it on my little telly. Still, Lawrence of Arabia has the chance. Someone ought make a collection of cinema onlys.

I wish you'd watch Spirit of the Beehive and Silent Light. Whether you like them or not, I'd find your reaction interesting.

[doctor7]

I'm disappointed at the lack of stars for my review of Air Force One

What You Said
GET OFF MY PLANE

[djross]

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[TonythePony]

This feels a little like panhandling, but what the hell. Spare some change?

I enjoy some of the humorous quips in other peoples reviews, so I attempted a few. Recently got a star for this one:

The Core
Will drill its way straight to your heart... by way of your brain.

Some of my starless attempts: Over the Top, Cobra, Double Impact, Weekend at Bernie's, Life, Flight of the Phoenix (2004)

Check them out here if you can be bothered. Anyone else with their own quips?

[Pickpocket]

My American Pie 2 review is lacking in love.

[KGB]

My American Pie 2 review is lacking in love.

A very constructive critique indeed, but I can't quite agree with certain views.

As for me, I wish my 'Brazil' review gained some recognition, but really it's probably yet another overblown, over-dramatic reviews as most of them are. I honestly can't quite understand how am I getting so many stars, of all my reviews I don't think there are that many star worthy ones.

P.S. I've never seen 'The Core', but hell, that review is genius.

[cagedwisdom]

Hard to say any one in particular, but I don't really think my reviews are very insightful (many of them just written quickly right after seeing a film and without having given it the necessary thought) and often the reviews that I don't really consider to be of much value get stars and often I'll hope someone stars a review of mine that I think is quite good, but it doesn't happen. Don't really know what does it.

EDIT: Actually, a case in point would be my latest review of Den Du Frygter (english title "Fear Me Not"). Not surprising that I haven't gotten a star for it obviously, as only 3 other people have seen it (it's a rather new Danish film) but my review of that, I thought, was actually quite good. The film was good as well.

Also, The Core is a piece of shit that would be worthless but for the fact that it's the source of probably the most laughs I've ever had from a film. What a steaming pile of garbage. My review of it is incidentally an example of the idiotic quick comments I'm prone to make right after watching a film.

[doctor7]

The Core
Will drill its way straight to your heart... by way of your brain.

Hell yeah I remember that review and I starred that shit.

EDIT: What the hell I totally remember giving that review a star as I laughed when I read it. It is starred now for sure!