Favorite Mini-Reviews

[MmzHrrdb]

tomelce's reviews are always impressive, even though I only ever understand about 50% of the words he uses.

I love my thesaurus.

And thanks, by the way. To Pickpocket too.

[Magb]

Blue Velvet

David Lynch offsets the idyllic appearance of his multi-faceted miniature world with perverse, twisted, nightmarish happenings throughout his masterful Blue Velvet, revealing to audience and Kyle MacLachlan a seedy underbelly of so much infectious deprivation, vicious criminality and utter bizarreness. Told through fits of beautifully evocative imagery, sensational acting performance and stealthy narrative erection, his breathtakingly capricious picture becomes one of the best films of the '80s.

stealthy narrative erection

[MmzHrrdb]

stealthy narrative erection

I was quite pleased with that one, if I do say so myself.

[ShogunRua]

I loved TheDenizen's inspirational review of Dear God No!;

"Part filthy biker movie, part exploitation sleaze, part Bigfoot gorefest, this flick feels like it just crawled out of a scuzzy strip club in 1976. Shot on 16mm film stock, it's one of the nastiest, funniest and most authentic looking neo-Grindhouse flicks I've seen. You know you're watching something special when grungy bikers are casually kicking the naked corpses of nuns into the bushes before the opening credits."

After reading that, I had to go watch it.

[TheDenizen]

I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.

[edkrak]

Damn! Such great shit never comes to my country. When is the DVD coming?

[ShogunRua]

I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.

I was expecting to find it on Cinemageddon, but no dice! I'll definitely keep an eye out for it...

[TheDenizen]

Apparently, Dear God No! is still seeking a distribution deal for DVD. For now you can only see it at festivals and sponsored screenings.

Hopefully it will be available in digital format soon.

[hellboy76]

Apparently, Dear God No! is still seeking a distribution deal for DVD. For now you can only see it at festivals and sponsored screenings.

Hopefully it will be available in digital format soon.

Well shit after this thread I was looking forward to seeing it lol

[Anomaly]

For 50/50:

It is no secret that after Mysterious Skin Joseph Gordon-Levitt has been furiously loved by homosexuals. Now he can rest comfortably knowing that people with weird back cancers will love him, too.