For as goofy as the premise is, this game is pretty dull. The simulation aspects are pointless since there are no limitations in how much you can fill up the bars and the athletic stats are worthless. Strength is so mindless you can just mash spacebar and succeed due to the forgiving hitboxes. Jump is dull because the platforms are wide and easy to land on with nothing to impede progress. Speed is a boring on-rails jump mini-game which is so simplistic that even I could program something similar