Narg

Bio: I was a normal, albeit introverted kid until I saw 2001: A Space Odyssey. That set me on a dark journey from which there was no return. Now I can only feel joy by watching 3 hour long Taiwanese dramas.

My ratings are purely based on personal enjoyment and I update and change them pretty liberally, so it's not super exact. Generally if something is over 75 I think it's a certified banger, 75 to 50 is anything from very good to average, and anything below 50 ranges from below average to terrible. If you want to argue with me and call me a moron feel free to do so.

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65 _56%

Pokémon Scarlet and Violet (2022) - Rated 19 Jun 2026

This is a low bar, but this has some of the best characters and story of any of the pokemon games. Its central gimmick looks stupid but actually introduces very interesting wrinkles to the well worn battle formula. Quite a few of the new mon designs are outstanding. It runs like absolute dog shit. Pokemon is THE biggest IP in the world and they can't make games that look good and run smoothly.

45 _20%

Pokémon Sword & Shield (2019) - Rated 19 Jun 2026

Frequently quite ugly and the story is bad. Also, this is the first and only pokemon game where I banished my starter to the box as early as possible. Good lord is Inteleon a horrible design.

35 _7%

Shadow the Hedgehog (2005) - Rated 17 Jul 2023

The intro song was the coolest thing ever to 8 year old me.

50 _29%

Hearthstone (2014) - Rated 06 Jul 2023

Battlegrounds is free and is the most fun game mode.

55 _38%

Call of Duty: Finest Hour (2004) - Rated 06 Jul 2023

40 _13%

Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 (2018) - Rated 06 Jul 2023

85 _85%

DOOM (2016) - Rated 05 Jul 2023

HAHAHAHAHA! RIP AND TEAR!!!!!!! *sounds of a demon being chainsawed in half*

95 _96%

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (2023) - Rated 04 Jun 2023

The breadth and depth of Hyrule is insane. It was already crazy in BOTW, but here it is next level: the addition of sky and depths areas, the massive number of npc's with their own stories that you help out in, increased enemy variety, improvements to the dungeons compared to BOTW, the thousands of means of traversal created with ultra-hand. While being a direct sequel means some of the majesty and zen of just moving across the surface world is muted, everything else is just straight up better.

30 _2%

Monster Hunter: World (2018) - Rated 25 Mar 2023

This might actually be a great game, but I didn't bother sticking around to find out. It's like the developers actively wanted new players to fuck off or they were trying to set a world record for number of annoying tutorials and menus and crafting systems to drown you in (the fact that this is supposed to be their most accessible game yet makes me shudder in terror at what playing the prior installments must be like).

35 _7%

Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order (2019) - Rated 25 Mar 2023

Bought this for just 4 bucks thankfully. Got bored after the first visit to the temple. The exploration was annoying and nothing about the characters or the path the story was going down convinced me to keep playing.