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I don't need an excuse to talk about fucking Scarlett Johannson. If we're talking about the Avengers, though, every time she was on screen I was distracted by my sudden erection. She was on screen a lot. How can I talk about the Avengers, then, without mentioning my penis? I totally thought the Aven...

16 films
1. Steven Spielberg

15 films
2. Tim Burton

11 films
3. Robert Zemeckis

10 films
4. Ridley Scott
5. Terry Gilliam
6. Coen brothers
7. John McTiernan

9 films
8. Ron Howard
9. Quentin Tarantino
10. Robert Rodriguez
11. Richard Donner
12. Sam Raimi

10. Danny Boyle (4 films) 83.75 High Film - Trainspotting (88) Low Film - 28 Days Later (81) 9. Darren Aronofsky (4 films) 84.25 High Film - Black Swan (93) Low Film - The Fountain (79) 8. Stanley Kubrick (6 films) 84.5 High Film - Paths of Glory (92) Low Film - Eyes Wide Shut (73) 7. Milos Forman ...

Scarlett Johansson is one of those chicks that looks better almost naked than she does completely naked. If I were to fuck Scar Jo, I'd probably prefer it if she dressed like a barmaid at a renaissance fair and just pulled her bloomers down. At least the first time. I see a big difference between Av...

I get where you're coming from. This movie tried to be too much like The Expendables. See, the Expendables is packed with fun action sequences, corny one-liners, and hilarity. It's not supposed to be taken seriously. Ever. F7 toyed with this idea with the crazy crap like "big black guy is scare...

So sue me, I liked it. Loved it, in fact. Love the entire concept of the MCU. Tying together a bunch of movies into one franchise, and then connecting it to several television series? Yeah, that sounds like a great hobby to me. Now I'm emotionally invested. Are we going to see more Black Widow cleav...

Saw this today. Thought it was a great movie. However, I also thought it was incredibly predictable, and I certainly saw the ending coming (the film gives itself away, and did it multiple times). Oscar Isaac was fucking fantastic. The writer/director (can't remember his name) nailed the vision I hav...

I will forgo the "iconic" one-liners, and instead post the ones that my circle of friends use all the time. "I lied!" - Commando "You're a funny guy, Sully" - Commando " Let off some steam, Bennett." - Commando "This Green Beret is going to kick your big ...

My brother keeps pestering me about a film that I guess he thinks I've seen. I can't remember it at all. Trying to identify it. I'll give what my brother has told me about it via test message: "What was that movie where the realtor is trying to sell a flat in south america and some cult wants t...

I'm pretty sure that's Who Am I with Jackie Chan. That French foot fighter was the coolest part of the film, and I'd recognize that vest anywhere.