Bio: I rank films and I'm vulgar.
|75 T4||PUBG: Battlegrounds (2017) - 24 Feb 2019
"I played this one time. Got 1st place out of... 100 players or however many. If you're decent at both strategy and FPS, this game is kinda stupid. If I were going to do a massive multiplayer FPS, I'll stick to Battlefield, thank you very much."
|46 T1||UNO (1971) - 24 Feb 2019
"I fucking hate Uno. I was forced to play all the time at my grandmother's house growing up. I'm sure there is a way to bring alcohol or sex into this game so it interests me again, but I haven't seen it."
|73 T3||Titanfall 2 (2017) - 24 Feb 2019
"I'm sorry, but the first Titanfall was my favorite FPS of all time. I was hoping for a great multiplayer experience here, and it... failed to live up to the first game. Sure, there are more titans and more options, but there is actually less customization. They fixed all the wrong elements in this game. I appreciate the standalone campaign, but I never played much of it after the multiplayer frustrated me. Is it so much to ask for a small, quick titan with a machine gun?"
|63 T2||Donkey Kong 64 (1999) - 13 Feb 2019
"Donkey Kong did not entertain as much as the Mario franchise, and I hated the side characters."
|77 T5||Super Mario Galaxy (2007) - 13 Feb 2019
"Fun gameplay, but I'm just not a fan of the Mario franchise. This did feel like a nice spiritual successor to Super Mario 3D, though, what with being the flagship Mario title on the Wii."
|74 T4||Mortal Kombat II (1993) - 13 Feb 2019
"More Mortal Kombat. I'm a fan of these games over most other fighting games, but I'm not a fan of the fighting game genre. This was a clear improvement on the first entry, but there is only so much you can do with a fighting game."
|69 T3||Far Cry 2 (2008) - 25 Dec 2018
"I only ever made it a few hours into this game before I was driven to try and find games I enjoyed more. This game completely fails to satisfy any gaming urges I have."
|71 T3||Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (1994) - 25 Dec 2018
"After the first Sonic game, I didn't see the need for endless sequels. And I wasn't a fan of the introduction of Knuckles."
|70 T3||Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! (1987) - 25 Dec 2018
"I think it gets really lame pretty fast. I was never a fan of boxing, MMA, or wrestling games, and this one is the granddaddy of them all."
|79 T6||Halo: Reach (2010) - 09 Dec 2018
"I thought this was better than the main title games. There is some great story-telling in Halo games, and this game... well, if you're familiar with the franchise, you pretty much know that things don't end well, and it sucks to watch it happen."