Bio: I rank films and I'm vulgar.
|80 59%||Halo: Reach (2010) - Dec 09, 2018
"I thought this was better than the main title games. There is some great story-telling in Halo games, and this game... well, if you're familiar with the franchise, you pretty much know that things don't end well, and it sucks to watch it happen. "
|80 59%||Worms Armageddon (1999) - Dec 09, 2018
"It did not age well, but I played the shit out of this for the first couple of years after release. A lot of fun against other players."
|80 59%||The Witcher (2007) - Nov 18, 2018
"Love the Witcher, and I love the world of the Witcher, but trying to pick this game up last year, the controls and handling had me pulling my hair out. My first playthrough was fun, back in 2009, but the game just did not age well."
|57 13%||Dead Space (2008) - Nov 18, 2018
"Got real boring, real quick. I hate constant jump scares in games, and I don't like the mechanism where you have to blow off the enemies fucking arms and legs and shit. Put it down after only a few hours."
|67 19%||Earthworm Jim (1994) - May 11, 2018
"It didn't take itself seriously, and that was fun. But some of the level gimmicks were tedious, and the sound effects just got really grating to me."
|78 41%||Galaga (1981) - May 11, 2018
"If I could own 5 arcade machines, this would be one of them. My father is a fucking pro at Galaga."
|46 5%||Candy Crush Saga (2012) - May 11, 2018
"Let's take a stupid, over-used genre of game, put some shiny graphics on it, and force people to pay to play after getting them hooked on some of the early levels. And then let's be a complete dick and try to trademark the word "saga". Fucking hate this game."
|49 7%||Donkey Kong (1981) - May 11, 2018
"I hated this game."
|79 50%||Duke Nukem 3D (1996) - May 11, 2018
"My brother and I played the shit out of the multi-player on this one."
|64 19%||Monopoly (1935) - May 11, 2018
"I wish people would play with my house rules. No hotels, a limited number of houses, and enforce that everything goes to auction shit."