What the hell was this thing, huh? A Star Wars fighting game where lightsabers clunk people like batons. Everybody I know who's aware of this game hates it. But I was a kid, all right? I was under ten years old. I didn't know any better. I memorized the combos from the thick manual and kicked everyone's ass in every match. And, you know, apart from its existence being bonkers, it doesn't play terribly. This is still a LucasArts game and it feels like one in that regard.