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NothingsGood

Game Buff - 166 Game Ratings

Member Since: Mar 14, 2011

Location: USA

Bio: Even though I haven't had time to do anything lately - www.spreaker.com/show/nothingsgood and CoolRunningsMovies.blogspot.com for my weekly podcast, full reviews and other stuff. Not updated in basically a year, but fuck it maybe you'll laugh.
more Recent Ratings
60 27% Alpha Protocol (2010) - Jul 24, 2018
"The most mediocre game I want to be good ever made."
35 10% Uncharted: Drake's Fortune (2007) - Jul 18, 2018
"The most repetitive shooter ever made. My favorite part was the skeleton that had a beard, therefore it had to be Sir Francis Drake."
60 27% Mario Kart Wii (2008) - Jul 18, 2018
"It's definitely the worst Mario Kart game to date. Too many goofy "casual" design choices prevent it from being actually competitive. The best way to win is stay in last for the whole race until halfway through the last lap and get every powerup. Playing with the wheel mode is actually super fun because it's insane and controls like a snowmobile DUI."
75 46% Mario Kart 7 (2011) - Jul 18, 2018
"Halfway between the depth of Mario Kart DS and the casual lumpiness of Mario Kart Wii."
90 81% Mario Kart DS (2005) - Jul 18, 2018
"Mario Kart at its absolute best. Insane depth, great characters and precise controls."
35 10% Limbo (2010) - Jul 18, 2018
"It's like a platformer where things are dark and scary."
40 13% Halo: Reach (2010) - Jul 18, 2018
"It's Halo."
80 57% The Curse of Monkey Island (1997) - Jul 18, 2018
"Still continues the great writing and cleverness of the Monkey Island series, this time with graphics."
25 5% Assassin's Creed II (2009) - Jul 18, 2018
"Took everything bad about Assassin's Creed and fixed none of it, instead adding campy Italian accents and hundreds of extraneous features that don't actually impact gameplay."
75 46% Amnesia: The Dark Descent (2010) - Jul 18, 2018
"Lovecraftianpigfuckscarefactory."