Game Freak - 440 Game Ratings
Member Since: Apr 16, 2009
Location: Massachusetts, USA
Bio: I love movies. I like talking about them. Feel free to message me and call me a stupid asshole if you disagree with one of my reviews, or if you just happen to feel like it.
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|65 66%||Full Throttle (1995) - Jun 30, 2020
"I was forced to play this on a date once. it was pretty fun. we made out afterwards"
|65 66%||Pokémon HeartGold & SoulSilver (2009) - Nov 01, 2019
"they lack the magic of the originals and the mechanics aren't quite revitalized enough to warrant it."
|70 76%||SSX Tricky (2001) - Oct 29, 2019
|50 41%||SSX 3 (2003) - Oct 29, 2019
"lacks the magic of Tricky."
|55 49%||Fire Emblem: The Binding Blade (2002) - Oct 24, 2019
"good lord. perhaps it's unfair to compare this to its immediate sequels, both of which are better in numerous ways, but I owe this game nothing. the bloated cast effectively means any character dying is a game over, because you have no way to ensure any replacements are capable of not getting slaughtered themselves. you're forced to abuse the arenas to compensate for the difficulty, which then only makes the game way, way too easy. it's still Fire Emblem, though."
|75 86%||Fire Emblem: Three Houses (2019) - Oct 24, 2019
"Divine Pulse is BRILLIANT. earlier installments in the franchise verged on outright cruelty; its inclusion alleviates that without making the game necessarily easier. the route divergence is a neat idea and does somewhat effectively capture the painful realities of war; it does not do enough to distinguish each individual path, and as a result, replaying the game for each is less rewarding than it should be. a great new direction for the series. I'm eager to see the next steps forward."
|70 76%||Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones (2004) - Oct 16, 2019
"a step down from the previous installment. it's not too easy in that it's only as easy as you need it to be, but the real issue is how bogged down it gets with its characters. there's always someone or something new being introduced and the story suffocates for it. "
|50 41%||Batman: Arkham Knight (2015) - Oct 13, 2019|
|75 86%||Devil May Cry 5 (2019) - Oct 12, 2019
"great gameplay, lacking in pizza"
|65 66%||Metal Slug (1996) - Apr 08, 2019|