simhoop

simhoop
Game Freak - 297 Game Ratings
Member Since: 29 Jan 2018
Location: Fairfax, VA, USA
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30 4% The Simpsons: Bart's Nightmare (1992) - Rated 16 Mar 2024
"Some of the ideas are creative but the entire execution of this is confusing, unfun and awful. With such a great license I still never understand why there couldn't be any good Simpsons games back in the 90s (arcade withstanding)."
60 42% Disney's Aladdin (1993) - Rated 14 Mar 2024
"It's animation may be the best on the SNES and it does an admirable job sticking close to the source material - something maybe harder than you think since there's not much action in the Disney movie. But, you have to admit, this is a pretty shallow experience, as well."
40 12% Final Fight 2 (1993) - Rated 13 Mar 2024
"Decent looking and playing but this game is a slog. The same 3 or 4 villains no matter where in the world you go and terrible music. This felt tired in 1993."
50 24% Metal Gear Acid (2004) - Rated 23 Feb 2024
"I found myself enjoying the absolutely bonkers story and it was a nice change of pace from the dense, historical Kojima games. But ... I just can't get into this card-based gameplay when the Metal Gear Solid games include near perfect gameplay."
40 12% High on Life (2022) - Rated 22 Feb 2024
"Sure, at times this is funny but it also falls into the same trap most comedy games do: if I'm supposed to find this comedic how can I take the gameplay serious? And the gameplay is just tedious first-person fare. Ok, the secondary uses of the guns can be interesting for a bit but really that's all that's good here. Even Roiland's stammering grates."
60 42% Sid Meier's Pirates! (1987) - Rated 13 Feb 2024
"The NES version: Seemingly large in scope for a Nintendo game, this one kind of has less than it seems. I do give it praise for its interesting gameplay elements - increasing your pirate party, amassing ships, sacking towns, tracking down lost family members and treasure, even getting married! - but each one is like a minigame at best. It's fun but I don't think that fun can last long."
70 60% Project Zomboid (2013) - Rated 01 Feb 2024
"I love games that focus solely on gameplay over graphics and Zomboid is one of those. It's super hard and there can be a bit of monotony to it, but this is an enjoyable time."
60 42% Double Dragon III: The Sacred Stones (1991) - Rated 01 Feb 2024
"The NES version actually improves the arcade experience. Sure, the graphics take a hit but that's about it. Platforming elements are added along with the copious amounts of ways to beat up your opponent and in game character selection brings an element of variety."
40 12% Double Dragon III: The Rosetta Stone (1990) - Rated 29 Jan 2024
"I appreciate all of the different fighting moves that can be pulled off and the jet setting environment changes in this third entry. However the ridiculous story and awful graphics mar this from being anything memorable."
60 42% The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker (2002) - Rated 29 Jan 2024
"The art style was controversial when it came out but I think it's held up way better than Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask. That said, this game is so much more forgettable than those prequels. I'm not a fan of the sailing mechanism and there's nothing interesting in the story to hang onto. Still, it's a competent Zelda game and the puzzle/action gameplay is great."