Resident Evil Survivor

A lightgun game where everyone freaked out because of Columbine so they took out the lightgun game so there I am trying to aim a crosshair frantically across a screen with a playstation dpad feeling like an idiot.

Rarely does a lightgun style game manage to be so slow and dull as this drab, cheaply contracted-out game where you just keep pumping bullets into slowly shambling enemies. And chances are you couldn't even use the lightgun. Three extra points for the doofily-voiced protagonist going around saying things like "Who am I?" "Am I a murderer?" and "It can't be!"