Smash TV

If Paul Verhooven gave guns to the Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots

Play this dual wielding NES controllers to control one guy you'll feel like a god damn Wizard but look like an asshole.

Eugene Jarvis rings in the 90s by revisiting the twin-stick arena formula made famous back in Robotron 2084 in typically chaotic fashion. It's a spiffy-looking one that was all over the place in its day, and so many shooters of this type over the decades trace back back to the basic feel of how this handles that I can't be too harsh on it, even if it is rather a credit-eating slog (though slowly blasting apart those big bosses is a fun reward in its way). Also, probably a bit more fun in co-op.