True Crime: Streets of LA

A pointless, cliché-ridden mess dressed in a bit of eye-rollingly laddish "mature humor" that runs clear off the rails. There was ambition in trying to be a driving, shooting, and brawling game at once (with some afterthought stealth bits, naturally), though it's a very dodgy take on all those things, saddled with convoluted controls full of pointless "abilities" you don't really need. On the plus side, it's easy, looked nice for the time, and features a very hammy Christopher Walken.