MonsHedge

A profoundly strange game that I will never stop shilling. The primary premise is simple, you help a space-faring professor find power cells for his space ship by controlling a kid named Terry via your Nintendo DS. There is absolutely no fourth wall to speak of, and this is the only game I know of that has the player themselves as a MAJOR character. I will not spoil anything else; play this strange, wonderful, heartbreaking game.

80 _61%

Wario World (2003) - Rated 08 Dec 2019

FUCK YOU THIS GAME RULES. A fantastic beat-'em-up 3D platformer... thing. Only issue is that it is ludicrously short; could easily triple the length of this incredibly adventure and still not be satisfied.

80 _61%

Super Paper Mario (2007) - Rated 08 Dec 2019

Definitely not the same as Paper Mario, but a fun as heck action-platformer RPG with a neat gimmick and fun character writing; a lot of people will dock points for the lack of partners, but honestly keeping the cast to four well-established characters really let them refine the character writing in this one.

80 _61%

Paper Mario (2000) - Rated 08 Dec 2019

Visuals are a bit lacking and the pacing is off some times, but a spectacular game nonetheless. If only we got more than two games as a pretty good spinoff...

10 _5%

Paper Mario: Sticker Star (2012) - Rated 08 Dec 2019

Hilariously, the best strategy is not to fight at all in this game. Fittingly, don't bother playing it, it's trash.

90 _88%

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (2004) - Rated 08 Dec 2019

My favourite turn-based RPG, hilariously enough. When you look at "fun for the whole family" in a dictionary, you find this game's disc nestled betwixt the pages, and also probably a Power Plus badge. God, those things are the best. Hilarious and really fun in a totally PG way, juuuuust difficult enough for EVERYONE, great story. A solid candidate for "first video game".

80 _61%

Hollow Knight (2017) - Rated 08 Dec 2019

One of the all-time greatest Metroidvanias ever. I still like the more RPG-y ones, particularly the Igavanias, but this is a fascinating and powerful experience that I'd recommend to anyone who likes video games in general. Path of Pain only took me four tries. Eat it, nerds.

100 _99%

Shadow of the Colossus (2005) - Rated 08 Dec 2019

The only perfect game I have ever played. Flawless in every regard; and actual masterpiece. Just go play it you fuck.

90 _88%

Katawa Shoujo (2012) - Rated 08 Dec 2019

This VN broke me on an emotional level. A fucking masterpiece. Hanako best girl and I'll fucking kill you if you say otherwise, motherfucker.

75 _39%

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II - The Sith Lords (2004) - Rated 08 Dec 2019

Obsidian got fucked on this one but GOD it's so fucking good, regardless. Restored content mod adds that extra 5 points on, so I highly reccomend it. This is probably the best piece of Star Wars media ever created, bar none. Also, Visas best girl.