nilkynarfy
Bio: I write reviews that say more about me than the films I watch. That's okay, I think.
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| 85 63% | River City Ransom (1989) - Rated 02 Jul 2024
"By taking the hidden RPG progression of Double Dragon and placing it in plain sight in an open world, we get the best home console beat em up of the 80s."
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| 70 21% | Tom Clancy's The Division (2016) - Rated 05 Mar 2024
"Got into it with buddies shortly after release, and it's great for that; however, once you take friends out of the equation (or just play for too long), you're left with an overly repetitive Borderlands clone with that game's fun taxes and all. Heaven forbid you go out to eat on a night your friends are gaming, forcing you to spend the whole next sesh power leveling."
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| 85 63% | Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection (2018) - Rated 12 Jan 2024
"I know I'm picky, but I really really wanted the Playstation or Dreamcast version of Alpha 3. Otherwise, it's the classic Street Fighter series. You know it, you love it, and you will never want to play it against someone who brings their own controller."
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| 75 31% | WWE 2K23 (2023) - Rated 11 Jan 2024
"The GM mode needs a little more oomf, but it gets a c for effort. This is a passable rasslin game, with less bugs and jank than before. The commentary script is, finally, on par with the excellent commentary in the NBA 2k series (love the extraneous Gordon Solie references)."
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| 80 47% | Trine (2009) - Rated 25 Nov 2023
"I never had a chance to play it with friends, but the single player mode scratched the "Little Big Planet meets D&D by way of Medieval 2" itch I never knew I had. This was a neat game; I love when puzzle-platformers don't have a prescribed solution for every problem."
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| 90 81% | Sensible Soccer (1992) - Rated 29 Oct 2023
"Only played the Genesis version because I can't figure out how to get my controller to work in the GOG version. Anyway, this is a stellar game of soccer. It's sufficiently serious, but the simple arcade controls just work. It's like the soccer Tecmo Bowl."
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| 85 63% | Marvel Ultimate Alliance (2006) - Rated 29 Oct 2023
"One or two steps too close to casual action, but the gameplay is rock solid, and attaching RPG mechanics to the costumes was a great choice (your yellow and blue wolverine will have a slightly different playstyle to your tanktop and jeans wolverine, for example). The only flaw for me was a personal disinterest in some of the level locations: they were either overdone for the series (vaguely futuristic military/industrial compounds), or outright annoying (Murderworld). Atlantis was cool though."
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| 5 1% | NBA 2K24 (2023) - Rated 29 Oct 2023
"All 5 points there are for the marginal improvements to gameplay. This is a game made by an equity management firm."
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| 95 93% | X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse (2005) - Rated 04 Sep 2023
"I'd argue that this is the best couch co-op ARPG of its generation. Seems like a tiny niche from my 2023 vantage point, but no, the shelves were choked with these things in the 00s. Anyway, this one is a perfect blend of RPG and beat 'em up with a character available for whatever your playstyle happens to be."
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| 80 47% | X-Men Legends (2004) - Rated 04 Sep 2023
"Not quite the pinnacle of couch co-op action RPG, but the character variety and beat 'em up gameplay definitely put this one at the top of the heap. Some of the RPG mechanics got in the way, so it wasn't an altogether seamless affair, and it took a whole lot of effort to get those alternate skins."
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