NothingsGood

Bio: Even though I haven't had time to do anything lately - www.spreaker.com/show/nothingsgood and CoolRunningsMovies.blogspot.com for my weekly podcast, full reviews and other stuff. Not updated in basically a year, but fuck it maybe you'll laugh.
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70 38% | Super R.B.I. Baseball (1995) - Mar 07, 2023
"Endless hours of fun with this. For the time, captures variety in player archetypes well with tons of historic teams and rosters. The 91 Pirates are a force unlike anything known before or after."
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80 58% | Control (2019) - Mar 07, 2023
"Remedy continue to be the only studio making interesting and fresh third person shooters. While not quite the level of the Max Payne games (relative to release), the combat is more refreshing than Alan Wake and the level design and story are as off the wall as Remedy has gotten."
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40 14% | Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order (2019) - Mar 07, 2023
"Dark Souls with a Star Wars skin by a studio that doesn't understand Dark Souls or Star Wars."
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60 28% | Alpha Protocol (2010) - Jul 24, 2018
"The most mediocre game I want to be good ever made."
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35 10% | Uncharted: Drake's Fortune (2007) - Jul 18, 2018
"The most repetitive shooter ever made. My favorite part was the skeleton that had a beard, therefore it had to be Sir Francis Drake."
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60 28% | Mario Kart Wii (2008) - Jul 18, 2018
"It's definitely the worst Mario Kart game to date. Too many goofy "casual" design choices prevent it from being actually competitive. The best way to win is stay in last for the whole race until halfway through the last lap and get every powerup. Playing with the wheel mode is actually super fun because it's insane and controls like a snowmobile DUI."
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75 46% | Mario Kart 7 (2011) - Jul 18, 2018
"Halfway between the depth of Mario Kart DS and the casual lumpiness of Mario Kart Wii."
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90 82% | Mario Kart DS (2005) - Jul 18, 2018
"Mario Kart at its absolute best. Insane depth, great characters and precise controls."
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35 10% | Limbo (2010) - Jul 18, 2018
"It's like a platformer where things are dark and scary."
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40 14% | Halo: Reach (2010) - Jul 18, 2018
"It's Halo."
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