Portals

The game starts with a deliberate slowness that it never really earns. The story is pretty generic. The setting is basic. The gameplay is barely there. Hold D for 90% of the game. Looks kinda pretty though, I guess.

75 _50%

Dispatch (2025) - Rated 13 May 2026

54 _5%

Earthworm Jim (1994) - Rated 28 Dec 2023

Pretty silly, but no thanks.

70 _20%

Ristar (1995) - Rated 28 Dec 2023

Kind of a weird game, but surprisingly fun. It's like mario, but instead of jumping on dudes you just grab them and throw your whole body into them. Some of the art / character design in this game is pretty cool too.

50 _4%

Cookie Cutter (2023) - Rated 26 Dec 2023

75 _50%

Super Mario Bros. Wonder (2023) - Rated 25 Dec 2023

Pretty fun.

78 _68%

Red Dead Redemption (2010) - Rated 25 Dec 2023

Played it for a good while, had a good time, but then my save got corrupted. Was fun while it lasted.

67 _10%

Wario World (2003) - Rated 25 Dec 2023

79 _75%

Mario Party Superstars (2021) - Rated 25 Dec 2023

75 _50%

Mario Party 6 (2004) - Rated 25 Dec 2023