Zaeba
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Member Since: 07 Aug 2025
Location: Russia
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Gothic (2001) - Rated 22 Aug 2025
"Ken Russell’s hysterical horror—where ”Mary Shelley’s wet dream” (”Let’s summon demons!”) becomes a campy, drug-fueled orgy. The practical effects? Grotesque. The acting? Unhinged"
Max Payne 3 (2012) - Rated 20 Aug 2025
"A flawless noir shooter—where Rockstar’s ”drunk-cam” gunplay, São Paulo’s hellscape, and Max’s ”painkiller-popping” despair merge into poetry. The airport shootout and ”dead wife” flashbacks? Perfect."
Half-Life (1998) - Rated 19 Aug 2025
"Repetitive locations and gameplay kill the desire to keep playing."
Saints Row 2 (2008) - Rated 19 Aug 2025
"A cheap GTA knockoff—where the ”satire” is ”lol so random” (sewage surfing? Really?), the story forgettable, and the gunplay stiff"
World of Warcraft (2005) - Rated 19 Aug 2025
"Boring multiplayer"
The Last of Us Part II (2020) - Rated 18 Aug 2025
"This is simply a laughingstock. As good as the first part was, the second part is equally terrible. A pathetic use of agenda-driven storytelling and the awful, senseless killing off of interesting characters just to shove in agenda-driven ones. The gaming industry hasn't seen a bigger disappointment."
Call of Duty: Black Ops (2010) - Rated 18 Aug 2025
"The game has finally become not just a shooter, but a thriller with a beautiful story. It's more satisfying to eliminate the enemies now because they've been given proper narrative depth. An impressive game—very unusual for the genre."
Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain (2015) - Rated 17 Aug 2025
"Kojima’s open-world masterpiece—where Fulton-ing goats, ”kept you waiting, huh?”, and ”SKULL FACE” monologues collide with buttery-smooth stealth. The missing Chapter 3 hurts, but the ”Quiet’s final mission” wrecks souls."
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive (2012) - Rated 17 Aug 2025
"A toxic relic—where ”rush B” idiots, smurfs, and ”cyka blyat” voice chat define the “experience.” The gunplay? Crisp. The community? A Chernobyl-level disaster. **1/100 – A fossilized salt mine."
PUBG: Battlegrounds (2017) - Rated 17 Aug 2025
"Loot-based online shooters are the lamest thing the gaming community has ever come up with."
