As it's been an incredible year on this thread, I thought it was worth celebrating it accordingly. So given it is Award season in the world of cinema, I present to you all
THE FIRST ANNUAL SILVER SLEUTHYS! And we go live to a packed auditorium (seriously there must be at least 9 or 10 people here!) where the awards show is just starting ...
Phil: Thank you, thank you, and welcome to the Silver Sleuthys! For those of you new to these awards ...
*CMonster shouts from the audience* This is the first year of the awards ... it's new to everyone!
Phil: ... yes well anyway, the Silver Sleuthys will take place over two days, today and tomorrow, culminating with the crowning of the Overall Leaderboard Winner whoever that might be!
*everyone turns and sneers jealously at Maaxwell*
Phil: Furthermore, rather than completly take over this thread, each award will use spoiler tags to shorten the post, so open them up if you're interested or ignore them if you're not.
And so on to our first Silver Sleuthy of the evening .... The Pound 4 Pound Player of the Year!
[spoiler]This award tries to look past the basic numbers and identify the best player when all things are equal. And the nominees are ...
Brickwall, for numerous incredible monthly highscores and ability to identify films from the slightest hint of a clue.
Maaxwell, for sheer unrelenting dominance of the leaderboards
Bojangles, for scoring in every month of the year despite not being a competitive player
Bowfinger, for a top 5 finish despite not using thread notifications
And the Silver Sleuthy goes to ... Bojangles!
Voiceover: This is Bojangles first Silver Sleuthy from his very first nomination
Bojangles: Wow! I've been playing this game since the very start in 2009 and it means a lot to finally be able to say publicly that ...
*Orchestra starts playing and Bojangles is dragged off stage by some hired goons*
Phil: So yeah, we're running a little behind so we have to keep the speeches short
*Bojangles shouts from backstage* ... It's the first award! How can you be behind already?
*sounds of backstage punching and then silence*[/spoiler]
Our next award is for Best Female Player, and I would like to welcome bowfinger to join me on the stage to present the award
[spoiler]
Bowfinger: And the nominees for Best Female Player are ...
Saudade, for regular and impressive scoring throughout the year
Mrs Maaxwell, for that one time she glanced over Maaxwell's shoulder and said 'Thats from Cronos' before carrying on with her life
And the winner is ... Saudade!
Phil: yes, yes, I know ... Saudade is the only regular female player, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t recognize this lovely young lady! And here comes Saudade, to collect her award!
*Bowfinger kisses Saudade awkwardly on the cheek and presents the Silver Sleuthy* Congratulations Saudade! How does this win make you feel?
Saudade: Well I’m feeling a bit awkward actually. Firstly isn’t this sexist? I don’t see any Best Male Player category anywhere. *looks at bowfinger and Phil* Was this just all an excuse for you two to look at me in a sexy designer gown? Secondly I’m a dude, but I just clicked female by accident when creating my account and was too lazy to ever go back and change it. Thanks anyway, I guess. *Saudade walks off*
..... *crickets* ....
Phil: ..... let’s here it one more time for Saudade, our Best ... er .. Female Player!
Bowfinger: *whispers* His boobs do look pretty hot in that gown though![/spoiler]
Before we move on to the next award, we will pause to remember the players who we have lost during the last 12 months
[spoiler]*Video montage plays*
In MemoriumPickpocket - 1 correct answer in Jan 2016
*warm applause from the audience*
Uninspired - 1 correct answer in Feb 2016
*whispers of who? from the audience*
CosmicMonkey - 2 correct answers in March 2016
*applause and a few sniffs from the audience*
Bushidowoods - 2 correct answers in Feb/March 2016
*applause and more noticeable tears from the audience*
BadCosmonaut - 3 correct answers from Jun to Sept 2016
*applause and clear noticeable sobbing in the audience*
Snobyeti - 4 correct answers Jun/July 2016
*louder applause and wails of sadness from the audience*
Xanderbisc - 1 correct answer in August 2016
*applause and continued tears from the audience*
Trippingly - 1 correct answer in July
*A ripple of applause and some uncertain confused sobs from the audience*
OMGFridge - 6 correct answers from Jan to Jun, and Feb Leaderboard winner
*OMGFridge shouts from the audience* Hey I'm still playing! I even scored points in December!
*Phil shouts back off camera* Do you know how long these video montages take to make? No one had seen you in months! We thought you were dead![/spoiler]
*ahem* ... you will all be missed, but without further ado it's the award for the King of Shit Guesses!
[spoiler]This award ... and I use the terms loosely ... for the player whose guessing philosophy is surely “If you throw enough shit at the wall, some of it has to eventually stick”. Yup, this prize is for the player who guesses incorrectly more than any other, which makes them ... the ‘King of Shit Guesses’!
Instead of nominations, we actually asked some of the celebs in our audience to take a guess at the identity of the winner of this accolade as they arrived at the theatre, and we can reveal their guesses to you now in this video montage ...
Brickwall: ... It has to be Maaxwell
Vinegarbob: ... Must be Maaxwell
Bowfinger: ... Well if I have to pick one, it would be Maaxwell
Igormachete: ... Maaxwell, not even a doubt in my mind. He even called himself 'The King of Shit Guesses' at one point a few months back so it's pretty obvious that's where you guys got the name for this award from.
Maaxwell: I'm not sure ... 'mpowell'?
That’s right, the award for ‘King of Shit Guesses’ goes to Maaxwell![/spoiler]
Well that draws a close to the first half of the Silver Sleuthys! Tune back in tomorrow for the second half which will include the final Monthly and Overall Leaderboards of 2016 as well as the award for 'Best use of an Online Movie Database'!
Just enough time left to plug my new gig here on the Criticker Forums, in case you hadn't noticed, there's a month long Image Tournament starting tomorrow ...
https://www.criticker.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=6216I know most of the regulars are on board for it so it should be good fun.