Top badass moment? Reading the plot outline on Wikipedia. So that’s what it was all about - I had no idea. You know those football matches where your team grinds out a victory, but you find yourself wondering why you spent 90 minutes of your life on it? This game is like that, except it took me 11 times longer. I did frequently find myself wondering whether anyone had actually ever finished it without cheating, at least a bit. Stauf’s a knob by the way. No cats, chainsaws or decapitations.

Ultra-cheesy FMV cutscenes, creepy atmosphere, and nigh-impossible puzzles. Has some charm, but man, some of those puzzles were fiendish.