8 Eyes

Only played the first two screens before dying, but already lots of cheap deaths and unavoidable damage.

Off-brand Castlevania with annoying controls and a dumb take on the Mega Man level structure. Here, you get to pick the order you tackle the levels in, but you're outright wasting your time if you pick the wrong one. The gimmick with controlling the bird's a nice idea; pity it isn't in a better game.

A game that dares to ask the bold question "What if Castlevania was bad?"