Duke Nukem Forever

My score is also the target age of this crapfest.

My rating is based only on the gameplay, the stuff that caused controversy is horrible and belongs in the toilet bowl of history but the game itself was enjoyable.

This is a game that actively makes fun of Halo and Power Armor, but adopted the same 2-guns only system when it was first released. It gets 10/100 for two reasons: 1) they patched out the 2-gun system so you can have as many guns as you want, and 2) the shrinking level within Duke Burger was actually kinda cool. Everything else almost ruined Duke for me and I have to keep saying 'I'm here to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all outta ass' to stop myself from falling into depression

I have the 1998 issue of PC Gamer where Duke Nukem Forever was a huge chunk of it (issue was like 300+ pages) , I wish I could travel back in time to the moment I bought that magazine and bludgeon myself with it so I wouldn't have to play what they eventually shit out. ITS SO BORING.