Shadow Warrior

"You wanna wash Wang, or you wanna watch Wang wash wang?" - oh boy. Played in 2022, the game is still a lot of fun and apart from the graphics it hasn't aged badly at all. Even the graphics are alright, actually, for the accustomed retro games. The game has silly humour, lots of action, excellent level design, and the odd secret anime girls and other references are welcome too. The action is solid and feels solid, explosions and all, and some great weapons too. Recommended. /completed Redux

Oh man you better believe there are Wang/Penis jokes galore. When this first came out I could only get it to run by mashing the pause button really fast and eventually it would stutter into a playable FPS. My computer was held together by fart fumes.