Bio: TV ratings at https://www.criticker.com/profile/BownTV/
|100 98%||Elden Ring (2022) - Feb 28, 2022
"All I‚Äôve done for the last three days is play this game I think it might be my new favourite game holy shit"
|85 67%||Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin (2015) - Jun 08, 2021
"Underrated as hell!!!!!!!"
|65 11%||The Unfinished Swan (2012) - Jun 08, 2021
"Pretty good, but not a PATCH on Edith Finch"
|85 67%||Red Dead Redemption 2 (2018) - Jun 08, 2021
"An excellent exhaustion simulator"
|35 1%||Heavy Rain (2010) - Jun 08, 2021
"shit from an ass"
|80 47%||Rage 2 (2019) - Jun 08, 2021
"Thereís a lot of bad stuff in this - the map sucks, the story sucks, a lot of the side activities kinda suck - but this might be my personal favourite FPS combat ever. Itís SUCH a blast, taking my favourite things from DOOM 2016 and adding even more fun and silliness. Just a shame the game around it isnít so hot."
|90 85%||Outer Wilds (2019) - Jun 08, 2021
"GOAT-level, and not just because of the alien that looks like one! (I canít remember if there actually is an alien that looks like a goat in this game but it seemed like a good joke so I wrote it anyway)"
|75 28%||The Outer Worlds (2019) - Jun 08, 2021
"I enjoyed this quite a bit for the exact amount of time it took me to finish it and then it left my mind completely. Decent, but nothing more."
|65 11%||Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order (2019) - Jun 08, 2021
"Tons of potential hampered by bad combat, tons of jank, and irritating backtracking"
|65 11%||Days Gone (2019) - Jun 08, 2021
"Thereís a lot of potential floating around in here - Iím interested to see what Bend make next - but also a lot of boring crap and godawful writing. The last third is by far the best, with you being able to deal with hordes (easily the highlight) and the story actually getting somewhat interesting, but itís a REAL long game and so much of it beforehand is a huge slog"