Koikatsu Party
This review contains spoilers
I played with the DLC so it had more options, but I just submitted it as a base game because I figured it wasn't that important. And if you're looking at this page, you've either looked at my profile and saw I rated a porn game or you also just played this, and either is fine with me. And yes, this is a completely serious review.
Look, if you're not into porn games then just keep it pushing. I haven't played a ton, but occasionally I'll get one if it seems interesting or I'm in the mood (y'know). Usually they're just a half hour novelty where I go "Yeah, that was kinda hot and now I get on with my day." This one actually kept me hooked for a while. I was surprised how much I wanted to play it.
It's got good progression, be it in unlockable items, positions or just with the girls themselves. The girls are interesting. There's a few things you can do. And you're set out with this task so it's fun. Then you get to the good good and much like the character creation, there's quite a bit to do. Lots of positions. Animated well. Different angles for each. Bunch of places to do it. Some porn games have really shitty sex with no real control and crappy animation (or worse yet, still images). This is one for the boyz, with cute anime chicks. Seriously though, I hate to admit it, but this was thrilling for a while.
Then I got to the point where I just... had my fill, I guess. Like for example, to get certain things, you need to rail the same girls a bunch of times, and it becomes more of a chore than what it was at the beginning. Another example, the best course of action is to start dating these girls, but they don't give a shit about you dating anyone else or fucking other people in front of them, so it doesn't feel like anything. With some girls in the roster that would make sense, but I had one girl specifically who was adorable (and would have been the one I picked if I had to choose one waifu to rule them all) and absolutely would have hung herself if she saw me pounding out another girl if it were real life. I mean look, it didn't need to send me to hell for cheating, but just as a personal preference, it kind of just took me out of it a bit. But I do get that it's a game where the idea is to get acquainted with a whole bunch of girls. That's on me but it's my feelings, man.
It does open up some other options which are fun for a while, but I don't know, it stopped being fun. And that's when I checked out because now I was no longer making up sexy stories and scenarios with girls, I was having uninspired sex just to increase the numbers so I can do something else, and that sounds a lot like my real life so naaaah. Okay, honestly, I just ended up doing stuff to increase their experience.
But hell, I spent a lot more time with this than I ever will another game of this ilk, so I'm giving it a high rating because it was pretty awesome until it wasn't. And that's probably more on me because shit, I saw a guy on Steam who had 3000 hours with it. THREE THOUSAND.
Look, if you're not into porn games then just keep it pushing. I haven't played a ton, but occasionally I'll get one if it seems interesting or I'm in the mood (y'know). Usually they're just a half hour novelty where I go "Yeah, that was kinda hot and now I get on with my day." This one actually kept me hooked for a while. I was surprised how much I wanted to play it.
It's got good progression, be it in unlockable items, positions or just with the girls themselves. The girls are interesting. There's a few things you can do. And you're set out with this task so it's fun. Then you get to the good good and much like the character creation, there's quite a bit to do. Lots of positions. Animated well. Different angles for each. Bunch of places to do it. Some porn games have really shitty sex with no real control and crappy animation (or worse yet, still images). This is one for the boyz, with cute anime chicks. Seriously though, I hate to admit it, but this was thrilling for a while.
Then I got to the point where I just... had my fill, I guess. Like for example, to get certain things, you need to rail the same girls a bunch of times, and it becomes more of a chore than what it was at the beginning. Another example, the best course of action is to start dating these girls, but they don't give a shit about you dating anyone else or fucking other people in front of them, so it doesn't feel like anything. With some girls in the roster that would make sense, but I had one girl specifically who was adorable (and would have been the one I picked if I had to choose one waifu to rule them all) and absolutely would have hung herself if she saw me pounding out another girl if it were real life. I mean look, it didn't need to send me to hell for cheating, but just as a personal preference, it kind of just took me out of it a bit. But I do get that it's a game where the idea is to get acquainted with a whole bunch of girls. That's on me but it's my feelings, man.
It does open up some other options which are fun for a while, but I don't know, it stopped being fun. And that's when I checked out because now I was no longer making up sexy stories and scenarios with girls, I was having uninspired sex just to increase the numbers so I can do something else, and that sounds a lot like my real life so naaaah. Okay, honestly, I just ended up doing stuff to increase their experience.
But hell, I spent a lot more time with this than I ever will another game of this ilk, so I'm giving it a high rating because it was pretty awesome until it wasn't. And that's probably more on me because shit, I saw a guy on Steam who had 3000 hours with it. THREE THOUSAND.
Mini Review: I'll say this: the developers understood the assignment. If you're into these types of pervert games then this is basically a must-play. There's a ridiculously in-depth character creator, and a studio if you're into that thing. Inside the story, you're just a guy in an all-girl school and you... get up to things. But even that's satisfying because the H-scenes give a lot of options. I did get bored after a while but I was really into this. More than I thought I would be.