I hate to crap on a game that does have a few interesting ideas expanding beyond the standard sidescroller, but the execution leaves the player wanting, and man, graphics ain't everything, but these visuals are truly HIDEOUS, and would be even if the game came out five years earlier, let alone in the 1990s.

i played it blind, and reading this synopsis makes it sound like it might actually have the potential to be a 1. cuz i was like wtf am i supposed to even want to do