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|78 81%||Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy (2021) - Jan 10, 2023
"combat too annoying, puzzles bit less. wish more telltale, choices felt less impactful.banter seemed rushed and almost overlappy. but some great moments. i'd replay on easy lol"
|60 53%||The Simpsons: Hit & Run (2003) - Apr 24, 2022
"liked it a lot. less and less as it got harder and more tedious. wish i used cheats sooner for coins easier, speed, indestructible. loved a lot of the lines/cutscenes. love the halloween themed ending and how it's kinda like the pay off for the aliens in the treehouse of horror throughlineish plot"
|70 69%||Wave Race 64 (1996) - Jan 07, 2022
"maybe the best intro song of all time. great ost in general especially when the races end. i think i was garbage as a kid but it was still my fav game in phases. the failure and game over screens/ost are dope lol i love the letters over/in the water. the waves make shit crazy. i dont even think i understood the power mechanic as a kid lol. the dolphins. if i could ride one :P"
|75 76%||Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice (2017) - Nov 22, 2021
"some great stuff, coulda been 90+ if more like rpg and less annoying puzzles, some were still great, and the combat could be too overwhelming which made it fun when you start getting OP. then starts getting overwhelming again but they were on the right track. i like how the game didnt teach you a lot. the first time she said "behind you" or whatever lool. those voices stopped having the same effect too."
|85 93%||The Walking Dead: The Final Season (2018) - Nov 10, 2021
"still some annoying shit but i think just the combat. like why try to be more of a shooter just to make me die and replay a bunch :P. when you just have to reach the circle it's way better. loved lilly coming back. wish all the games were this good so i'd replay them all one day. ending pissed me off and felt ridiculous mainly cuz of minnie. then the ending got way better cuz leg which shoulda been said :P but sad about violet. so headcanon"
|60 53%||Limbo (2010) - Oct 12, 2021
"some puzzles annoying. early it was like a 70-80"
|60 53%||Vagrant Story (2000) - Sep 16, 2021
"combat/mechanics too complex for me but i respect them. love the look, feel, tone, setting, story, some characters. watching the cutscenes was nice. shoulda been an anime too"
|65 62%||Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time (1992) - Jul 08, 2021
"legendary, tantrums too lool. dont think we ever beat the cave level. feels so good to hit the bosses and the sound helps. too hard without save states and lmao there's a hard mode"
|55 47%||Super Mario RPG (1996) - May 06, 2021
"watched cutscenes cuz too outdated. most i at least like. lol bowser joins team and kisses mario on the cheek"
|40 36%||The Simpsons: Road Rage (2001) - May 02, 2021
"watched longplay. some nice lines. like the intro, moleman kill me, marge like someone please kill him lol then the aliens at the end. stupid looking missions like hitting barrels and boxes. funny hitting cars flying etc."