Bionicle: The Game

A complete and utter failure on every conceivable level, even by my horrendously low standards as a kid. From the uninspired, overly simplistic, incomplete gameplay to the hideous graphics and sound design to the flimsy excuse for a plot that butchered the original story and lore of the franchise it was based on, absolutely nothing about this game was done right at all.

I remember going apeshit for this game during its initial release, like it was peak Bionicle. In my youth it took me a while to finish, but upon revisitation, it took me 90 minutes. I don't know what it was, whether I just got better, or the game finished pretty quickly. Still, in 2006 when my computer crashed and I tried re-installing it, I vividly remember being visibly broken, knowing what was good couldn't be returned to...until 2016