Damn I remember this being kind of okay. I don't know if it's just because it was one of the early PS2 games so I was blind or what. Screw it, I'll still give it a passing grade.

This game was painfully dated at the time of its release, now it's a comedy gold mine, especially the music.

One of the earliest PS2 titles and also one of its schlockiest - Featuring hilariously bad voice acting, an awful plot, and bland environments. The combat is fundamentally awful - enemies have samey designs and the optimal strategy is to just circle around them until your stamina refills back up for a power attack. It has a few bosses that are decently challenging, but in between all of the boring puzzles and awful combat it's hard to give them much praise.