You would have more fun being burgled. When NES was bad it was BAD.

I must admit, for how bad this was, there were moments when the franticness of the game was quite enjoyable. The problem is that the jumping is not nearly tight enough and the game is very bad at conveying information to the player.

People hate this game, and yes, I get partly why. The graphics are awful, and it's just Kevin trying to survive. But what makes it fun is... surviving. Balancing out hiding in places with setting traps to make them last. The game's AI is such that Harry and Marv will eventually find out where you are, no matter where you end up. They even seem to frequent a part of the house if you stay there too much. So I like the challenge. I like this game.

Kevin's face accurately reflects how this game will make you feel (Hilarious fact: This unplayable hideous mess was made by the very same Bethesda who would go on to produce Elder Scrolls, Skyrim, Fallout, Wolfenstein, Doom, etc.)