Mario's Time Machine

FUCK EDUTAINMENT

As a grown-ass adult, I attempted, in the best faith, to play this game, and I literally couldn't. You get to the weird ocean-mushroom-vortex area less than five minutes in, and there's absolutely nothing explaining what you need to do. I suppose the manual must explain it, but come *on*.

There was nothing more crushing than accidentally BUYING an edutainment title.