Date Everything!

I know this isn't a "Fuck Everything" simulator, but... C'mon. I've completed 80% of the game and none of my endings have featured so much as a kiss. Game has crashed on me more than half a dozen times. My latest crash happened when I was playing through dating the devs. It's probably the most text heavy part of the game and it killed my willingness to go back into the game, knowing I have to start from the top... xxXShadowl0rd420Xxx is brilliant, most others are meh.

The game knows it's a parody on the genre, and yet it tries to give the writing a semblance of coherency. With so many character to interact with, the 100+ characters are decently fleshed out. However- as of now, there are a half dozen bugs that prevent proper completion- some characters can't be resolved for their storylines, one even soft-locks the game. There's a 'do-over' mechanism if you fail to get on with a character, and even some of those are broken. Flawed gem.