Jerky

Bio: I like your face. I really do. If you like my face......send me a message and tell me all about it. Do you like high fives? I'll give you 6 of them for free. Ask for 7 and our friendship is OVER! You hear me? I don't joke about these things. I only joke about Roof Koreans. Ask your mom. She knows.

I also stream....sometimes: www.twitch.tv/clift00ze

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100 _95%

Trivial Pursuit (1981) - Rated 20 Oct 2019

My favourite board game! My friends hate playing with me because I always win. It's not my fault I spent my entire life accumulating random useless knowledge (I mean it is my fault technically, but I digress) At least you got to see birds and trees and breathe fresh air while I was inside reading everything.

85 _64%

Cards Against Humanity (2009) - Rated 20 Oct 2019

I guess you CAN play this with your family...but think about all those future awkward sit downs at dinner. Will you ever be able to look your mom in the eye again after she played the Big Black Dick card?

100 _95%

Super Mario Bros. (1985) - Rated 20 Oct 2019

The epitome of a "classic game" Almost 35 years later and the game is still great. It just proves that you don't need fancy graphics to make a great game...it's all about game play. It doesn't matter how many times you play it, it never gets old.

75 _40%

Monopoly (1935) - Rated 20 Oct 2019

Monopoly: Ruining families since 1935. The game most likely to get you to call your mom a dumb bitch!

65 _28%

Wii Sports (2006) - Rated 21 Oct 2019

The best part of this game is forgetting to attach the wrist band and then having to go to Best Buy to get a new tv the next day.

70 _33%

Trivial Pursuit Live! (2015) - Rated 20 Oct 2019

Having everything be multiple choice gives random idiots the ability to win. Might as well just throw dice into a corner, highest roll wins.