Trivial Pursuit

My favourite board game! My friends hate playing with me because I always win. It's not my fault I spent my entire life accumulating random useless knowledge (I mean it is my fault technically, but I digress) At least you got to see birds and trees and breathe fresh air while I was inside reading everything.

I memorized all the cards lol I'm a loser

You have one of those friends who ruins Trivial Pursuit by never getting anything wrong? I am one of those friends, and it's not fun for us either.

I will destroy you at pop culture but you will beat me in anything involing going outside.

trivia without money involved is like going to a bar without drinking. you're just looking to impress people who are never going to fuck you anyway