Starred Reviews

80 - Japanese people think all black people are Mr T.

100 - So long, gay Bowser!

70 - Kid in my class when this came out copied out word for word all of the dialogue from characters and added a "Link nodded" here and there for a creative writing assignment and CRIED LIKE A BITCH when called out on it.

75 - OK if you're a guy playing with a bunch of hot ladies. Worthless otherwise.

95 - I always lose this game, but like a battered housewife, I keep coming back for more.

92 - It looked like Mario was picking his nose when he threw fireballs lol.

100 - A game so good they made a movie about a runaway boy and his autistic brother to introduce it.

75 - This game's appeal begins and ends with its (admittedly pretty cool) claymation gimmick.

82 - Before Risk came along, this was the game most likely to destroy your friendships.

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