One time while visiting England, I was in a hobby shop and made the mistake of asking if they had Snakes and Ladders. The clerk immediately started shouting at me "CHUTES! CHUTES! IT'S FUCKING CHUTES AND LADDERS! IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU BASTARDIZED OUR LANGUAGE, NOW YOU'RE COMING FOR EVERYTHING ELSE WE HOLD DEAR! Then he threw a plate of black pudding at me, called me a cheeky monkey and sat down for a spot of tea. Ok, none of this ever happened, but I like to think that's how it would go down.

I'm not even sure if this is something I can meaningfully rate. I guess I'm giving it a low score based on two things; first, the fact that it's given to kids in place of an actual fun game (tho I'd still rather this than Monopoly) and second, the vague and concerning religiosity that often comes with it.

Fun game. Roll the dice and see who's going to win because you never know who will.

Humorous as a drinking game, but boring otherwise.

Fun for children but not for anyone else.

How do you even rate Snakes and Ladders? I gave it 58 for some reason.