Go Fish

This came out in 1984? I assumed it was hundreds of years old, from a time when there was nothing else to do but fuck your cousin. Or fuck yourself. Fuckin' fish.

Go fuck yourself.

No, you go fish, mother fucker

Obviously, it's completely unplayable once you add a second digit to your age, but it does lay out some fundamental skills that you never stop using as a tabletop gamer: tabletalk, etiquette, passing, trick taking, and card counting. Who the eff gets angry at Go Fish? Y'all disappoint me.

Ok card game. Not going to trash on it because again it's just a game you pass the time with your friends.

I prefer War to this, and War involves zero choices or skill.

Is there anything children wont ruin?

I can't believe I am slightly older than Go Fish. It was already well-known to seemly everyone by the time I was maybe seven? How did it get so popular so fast?

Don't tell me what to do!

Go find something better to do Grandma